My name is spelled wrong. I am an accident child. I speak sarcasm. Blackhawks hawkey is my world. Chitown is my city. It will be Lord Stanley's too after the 2011-2012 NHL season. Meeting Jonathan Toews, Demi Lovato, and Joe Jonas were collectively the best 45 seconds of my existence. I hate grilled cheese and the Canucks, so if you're planning to get on my good side, I wouldn't start there.