HAHAHA classssic chitown
Hawks fairweather fans on Twitter
Them after loss: OMG that was ALLL Hjalmarsson's fault...like can he even see the puck? Wtf he's the worst player on the team. Seriously, him & Leddy need to go back to Canada or wherever they came from. And Crawford? Don't even get me started...he's been sucking all season. What the fuck is with the Hawks right now?!
Me: YOU CANNOT SAY ANY OF THAT, YOU STUPID SHITHEAD.
Them after a win: OMG HAWKS WIN! HAWKS WIN! HAWKS WIN! I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, BIGGEST FAN RIGHT HERE <3 <3 19 totally put the puck in the net...what's his name again? And why is the goalie so angry anyways? But OMG Hawks win! Does this mean there's another game soon? Look how happy the guy with the big mustache is! Why is he standing on the bench? And what is with all these beards? Oh, well! Hawks win!
Me: YOU CANNOT SAY ANY OF THAT, YOU STUPID SHITHEAD.
History teacher asks about the 1960's
Teacher: What are some of the most important events of the 1960's that you can describe for the class?
Me: The Blackhawks won their third Stanley Cup in 1961.
Teacher:
Class:
Teacher:
Class:
Me: What?
